Third date: You know what that means / Time to school her in some Mario Kart
“You’re such a creeper” / Guys, she said I’m a keeper.
She finally accepted my friend request / Better start looking for engagement rings.
That waitress referred to me as “Hun” / Totally getting some after her shift’s over.
Girl makes eye contact with you / “Dude, she just eye fucked the shit out of me!”
She laughed at one of my jokes? / Soon to be wife
Group project? / Fate
She said I had nice curly hair / I will never cut or wash it again.
Brings box of condoms to prom / Doesn’t have a date
Uses Windows Recovery disk / “I’m thinking about going into computer science.”
